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Copyright Mind Media. Some rights reserved. Generated in 0. Home Community Message Board You are not ed in. You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more! Use this thread to post the most outrageous things you've ever seen go down in a strip club. I'll start I was at a strip club outside of Toronto years ago for a bachelor party.

Strippers in Canada get completely naked--Yay Canada! This one stripper the feature act comes out on stage pretty late in the evening clutching a great big remote control truck and remote controller. Think one of those big, quick 4X4s.

On the front of the truck was strapped a very large dildo. She proceeded to hand out the remote control to a group of guys in the audience, after which, she laid down on the stage, put her legs behind her head and invited patrons to try and fuck her with the fuck truck It was funny as hell because everyone was so damn drunk they kept driving the dildo into her legs or missing her all together.

Eventually someone, probably less drunk, hit the honey hole. Once lined up he continued to use forward and reverse over and over again--driving it home so to speak. Where do these ladies come up with such ideas It embodies everything they took up arms for to defeat" Asante. Only thing the strippers do here is throw their pussy in ur face or tits and ask for money About 25 years ago, when we were starting our company My business partner and I decided to take our ant to San Francisco to a trade show.

After one long Strip club message board, we took a customer out to dinner and then to a strip club Somehow, we wound up at this really sketch place where the girls were completely naked and could "entertain" you any way that they saw fit So, she sat naked on the bar with her legs spread with her cooch literally 6" in front of Danny's face and showed her talent off by making her clit move up and down to the beat of the Strip club message board.

We were all laughing our asses off but Danny turned green and turned around and threw up all over the floor. It was a kodak moment.

Albert Einstein. Haha, that's good stuff! Where's Crystal G when you need her? I'd be willing to bet that she has some epic stripper stories. Keep'em coming gents. A friend of a friend took a stripper home from a spot on brisbane, found out the Strip club message board morning she was actually a he. I once got swindled into paying for a lapdance by this fat chick I normally wouldn't let give me a lapdance for free.

I had just arrived on MDMA and the club was closing in 30 mins. Needless to say she was a smooth talker and promised me things that didn't happen.

Quote: pslyke said: This one stripper the feature act comes out on stage pretty late in the evening clutching a great big remote control truck and remote controller. I mean different strokes for different folks And was her vag was all sorts of smashed out?

I don't understand strip clubs in general either To each their own though. The rest of the story doesn't matter but here's the punchline: SO I said, "That's no goat! That's my wife! There was this time when I was 16 and I was on Bourbon street on family vacation. My mom was drunk and riding a mechanical bull in Strip club message board bar I couldn't get into.

Me, with a fake id, decided to go into a strip club after talking to a hot ass stripper for like a half hour outside. It was pretty nasty. So I bounced after 5 minutes and on my way walking out my mom, sister, aunt, and uncle are walking towards the strip club down the street and they totally busted me. Good ol times.

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Thus, stories are small things indeed in the scheme of the universe, but it is hard not to love best what is our own—hard for me, at least. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great ta. Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away. Went to a full nude bar right outside the city limits that was a bring your ow liquor sort of deal. I'm normally not a strip club guy but Strip club message board buddy just called me up and said," We're going to to stip club and you're gonna eat this Molly with me.

Well one thing le to another and the bf starts arguing with this bitch in high heels and a thong and starts walking this lady into the bathroom. At this point my buddy and I grab a few beer bottles and ready ourselves for whatever, when this high hell wearing badass bitch is beating this maafuckas ass right outta the bathroom.

The the entire bar kinda breaks out into it when the bouncer walks up to the original duck hole and rings his facing DOME with a mag light. It sounded like a bell. His buddy's had to drag him out. It was a pretty intense strip club experience. Specialization is for insects.

Quote: openmind said: Quote: pslyke said: This one stripper the feature act comes out on stage pretty late in the evening clutching a great big remote control truck and remote controller. Ya, I didn't really find it arousing, but it sure as hell was funny and imaginative. The girl was actually very attractive--young, flexible and nubile. I witnessed a friend once blow a grand and change one night at the strip club. It was his entire 2 week paycheck, and he got paid that same day. He got shit faced and all night long proceeded to order drinks for anyone that was near the table including strippers and he probably ran through 20 or so lap dances give or take.

And Strip club message board had rent due the next day We had a tank of nitrous and DJ's performing for a friend's bachelor party. When I did a balloon the music sounded scattered-like. But I saw one guy inhale his balloon, blow it out and then lick whipped cream off a stripper's nipples. The look on his face had me dying and whenever I imitate the look people laugh also. You are not ed in. In New Username:. Forgot your password? Remember me. Jump to first unread post.

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